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hello... i'm the sole operator of this wretched space. i've accompanied my planet on sixteen trips around the sun thusfar. i blog from midwestern buttfuck suburbia and i'm in school for phlebotomy and chemistry. i work a volunteer gig at my local operating theatre in which i transport surgical instruments. i'm level 1 autistic by birth and a transsexual man by the grace of god. my favorite book is frankenstein and i really enjoy george melies's silent films. i like shitty horror movies, human pathology, nuclear chemistry, knives, typewriters, arizona iced tea, men, needles, pipe organs, jesus, cadaver labs, electrocardiology, sushi, jazz, the cold war, testosterone, road trips, nine inch nails, gothic literature/music, and mortuary science, to name a few. i like less cool things too, but i'm obviously only gonna write the cool things here. i'm related to percy shelley. i wear blue light glasses but i don't need them, and i built my computer when i was thirteen. i went to a selective elementary for gifted children against my will, and was socially alienated from kids my age, which is probably why i use blogger in 2025. i was raised catholic but my faith is more complicated now. i believe in god but i hate arbitrary rules. i collect bones, blades (saws knives scalpels etc), uranium glass, wet taxidermy, and frankenstein memorabilia. i want to become an autopsist. i love the internet. i'm an ultrakill fan & lifelong minecrafter. i like flags, my favorite of which is the kyrgyzstanian one. if you really want to get to know me, look at the background of my blog to see an MRI scan of my brain from a decade ago. that's where all the important stuff is anyway. i run an online archive for frankenstein-related content. i have bleach, uranium, vietnam artillery, embalming fluid, and a (secured and airtight) mold colony in my bedroom. if you really-really want to get to know me, and shouting my blog name from your roof doesn't get you a response, you can reach me by email at frankenarchivist@gmail.com. i hang out with freaks, perverts, losers, and the occasional fujoshi. i know at least five people named victor. i was born in detroit and i'll probably die in lake superior. i'm two people away from JFK. i wasn't allowed to watch spongebob as a kid and i have a soul-level connection to public libraries. i keep my used HRT needles in an empty plastic skull. i do all my schoolwork in pen and i've seen all ten saw movies. i'm fascinated by human sexuality and fetishes, although i don't have too many myself. my favorite album of all time is disintegration. my favorite diseases in order are kuru, necrotizing fasciitis, and botulism. i dislike generative ai, dear evan hansen, ap macroeconomics, mean people, grape flavored candy, and torniquets. i think the invisible man is more fuckable than dracula. i also think i'm a kind person. i've certainly become kinder in the past year. i prefer tea to coffee, edibles to joints, lighters to matches, coke to pepsi, the cure to the smiths, steak to chicken, chicken to pork, pen to pencil, bandanas to hats, watercolor to acrylic, and cowboys to superheroes. given the chance, i would have sex with a vampire. i was taught biology by a man who kept several dead cats in the refrigerator of my school's science department, and political science by a man who's uncle was personally hated by richard nixon. i'm in a permanent state of mourning for the early silent films melted down for celluloid to make boot heels for soldiers in the first world war. frankenstein was mentioned twice in my autism diagnostic report. i have the appearance of someone younger and the conversational vocabulary of someone older, despite me being in-between the two. i've set the date and time of this post to be the exact moment of my birth. all my other posts are dated and timed correctly, though. sometime in the last year i've inadvertently replaced most of my spoken profanity with cries of 'goodness gracious!' and similar exclamations. i'm about two wikipedia rabbit-holes away from a fixation on butchery and meat processing. that's slightly problematic when you consider my goal of becoming a medical doctor. i have been in several relationships, but have never been asked on a date. my favorite place is wyoming. i have a tattoo of a femur on one hip and a tattoo of a tricuspid tooth on the other. both were stick 'n' poked by myself. i plan to get more when i'm of age. my favorite bone is the triquetrum, because i like how the word looks. i've been a chronic pinterest user since i was ten. i dislike redundancy and value conciseness in grammar. if you were wondering, my username (madtunesmith) comes from the 1974 movie 'phantom of the paradise', and the description of my blog (mentioning lunacy) comes from a news promotion of 'presumption', an 1823 frankenstein stage adaptation. the edmund fitzgerald knows me and i know her. that's about all. if you read all of this, and i'm not your friend already, i want to be your friend. don't be a stranger...
lots of love,
madtunesmith ★ jasper ★ frankenarchivist
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